Commentary of tonight's Gossip Girl by Nicole and Kathleen Through Text Message

• Nicole: They're still together.
• Kathleen: Why?!
• Nicole: Serena should show more chest.
• Kathleen: Ha, no she shouldn't. And that guy is hot.
• Nicole: Yes he is.
• Nicole: Oh no love connection!
• Nicole: Oh snap.
• Kathleen: That teacher is gonna get schooled!
• Nicole: Oh yes, break up soon!
• Kathleen: Sweet!
• Nicole: Bad idea to let her go.
• Kathleen: 24 and 18 years old? Sick.
• Nicole: ASSHAT!
• Kathleen: I LOVE IT!
• Nicole: I like Vanessa's purse, is that bad?
• Kathleen: No, we can like them, but not together. OH BREAKUP!
• Kathleen: OH BITCH!
• Nicole: Damnit!
• Kathleen: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
• Nicole: More underage drinking.
• Kathleen: Loves it.
• Nicole: I love the voice over note.
• Kathleen: Haha
• Nicole: YESSS!
• Nicole: NOOOOO!